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10/23/08

Halloween for the Sports Nut

Ok with only a week to go till all the excitement of halloween parties are upon us, Scrappy is here to help with your last minute costume ideas. No normal blog this time, just a list of costume ideas and what you need to make them.

1) Larry Johnson: just take your girlfriend to the party and slap her every 5 minutes.

2) Adam 'pacman' Jones: have your girl dress like a stripper and "make it rain" with fake money

3) Kobe Bryant: get some fake hands and wrap them around your throat. you are a shaqless kobe bryant choking in the playoffs

4) A-Rod: go to the halloween party with your girl friend and leave with whoever is dressed in a madonna costume

5) Tom Brady: all you need is crutches for this one

6) Tony Romo: Diaper, check...Passifier, check...Baby bottle, double check

7) Joba Chamberain: Drive home from the party drunk and get arrested

8) Donovan McNabb: Carry a football with you and randomly throw it at the ground 5 feet in front of someone or throw it 7 feet over their head randomly after making one nice pass

9) Bill Belichick: While playing any party games that the host has planned cheat.

10) Jose Canseco: Tell everyone at the party secrets about your friends then ask if they could help inject a needle in your butt

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