Al Davis, count your blessings that you have complete control of the Raiders franchise, because if someone could fire you, they would have years ago. You said you spoke to Coach Kiffin after a game, and I still disagree…You rambled for 25 minutes about adult diapers and saint. johns wart, while Coach Kiffin got a quick nap….the press conference goes on for about 35 more minutes, mainly repeating the same thing over and over, but we get the point, you are a horrible owner and are trying to blame everyone else.
The Bengals in an attempt to downplay their recent history of being a bunch of trouble makers who can’t stay out of prison decided to sign one of the NFL’s most upstanding citizens Cedric Benson. He has only been known to question his coaches (even though Lovie Smith needs to be), drive boats while intoxicated, and drive his car while intoxicated. The court has ordered him to have a breathalyzer placed in his car, his boat, his bicycle, his moped, and for precaution his dog was also fitted with one “just in case” was the judges words. And you thought Ocho Cinco was a problem? When the Bengals were asked why they brought in Cedric Benson they answered “We are still waiting on Rae Carruth to be released on good behavior.”
Sources reported seeing “what you talkin about” Willis McGahee outside an Applebee’s last night, Apparently they were serving Baby Backs with injured Ribs.
After seeing Boldin get laid out in a scary helmet to helmet hit, and hearing of the Smith 1 game suspension and 50G fine. Several fortune 500 company employees decided to try the same on their work opposition in an attempt to get a head start up the corporate ladder. However instead of a mere fine and one day without pay, they are spending time in a minimum security prison, I believe it is called Club Med.
Superbowl halftime show performer was announced. This year we can enjoy the musical styling of The Boss, Mr. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. One question, what do they do with the halftime show if by some chance he dies between now and then. Everyone loves lists so here is my Top 5 ideas for a back up plan.
5) Disney on Ice presents: the NFL get out of jail free halftime show.
4) Kid n Play Halftime Party (Not to be confused with 1993’s Michael Jackson Halftime Show "Heal the World: Michael Jackson and 3,500 local children."
3) Chanting Monks
2) 24 (they announce a terrorist bomb threat at the stadium and Jack Bauer saves the day…the second half has to be played Monday because they forgot to tell security about the halftime show theme)
1) Janet Jackson’s other boob.
But then again, what does Scrappy know?
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