Luke Walton and his stalker

Stacy Elizabeth Bathshear is being accused of stalking by Laker forward Luke Walton. According to Walton she wrote on his car with marker as pay back, because Luke refused to give her an autograph.

Well Mr. Celebrity, I hope you learned your lesson on refusing a fan an autograph. Perhaps you should listen to Eminem's song "Stan" a time or two and learn a lesson from it. Scrappy has never turned down a fan for an autograph. Sometimes the fan may even get a surprise on top of the autograph, like a hug, or a quick pose for a Kodak moment. There was also that one time down in Tijuana when the girl asked for....sorry I got side tracked. Back to Luke, last time I checked you didn't even start in the NBA, heck if there weren't rules stating 5 people had to be on the court at a time, you may never get in the game since Kobe would try to play the whole game by himself. Speaking of Kobe, you better not let him take your stalker to Colorado before her trial either.

Here is what Luke Walton said in an interview about this stalker situation.
"When she pulled up to my house and started yelling at me after she fired a fake gun at me, I couldn't help but to start yelling back at her," Walton said. "She was in my driveway. But when we were interacting, I could tell by the stuff she was saying that she's not all there in the head -- which makes me feel bad for her.
"At the same time, most people who go on killing sprees are people who aren't all there in the head."

Luke, are you kidding me? It sounds like a normal conversation you would be having with your Dad, Bill Walton after Thanksgiving dinner. You were raised by a burnt out Dead Head, who hasn't made sense since Nixon was in office. Perhaps the woman who is "stalking" you is one of his illegitimate kids just coming to say hi, or you just took too many of those shrooms again. Keep up the shenanigans Luke, this is all some kind of elaborate ploy just to get attention so when your NBA career ends you can have a reality show called The Walton's. Your dad may remember getting stoned when he watched a show called the Walton's and you wound up being born 9 months later with a strange need for some herbs. So Luke perhaps you would not be in this mess if you attended my class. For your sake here is a 5 point outline of what you should have learned.

How to be a celebrity 101 taught by Prof. Scrappy.

1) Cell Phones are cheap when your rich
a) after you break up with a girl...cancel your service and get new phone
b) do not let your non famous friends borrow your cell phone
c) if your Luke Walton, do not tell your dad your cell phone number: he's a dumb stoner and
may give it out on national t.v. during the heat of a play.
2) Do not deny a fan of an autograph
a) they may have a gun in their pocket
b) they may have a knife in their pocket
c) they may have a hot sister
3) Driving
a) make sure your windows are tinted
b) do not get an obvious vanity plate (i.e. Dedhed, Walton, KBsbiach)
4) Where a disguise if you don't want to be noticed
a) nun
b) priest (unless your Michael Jackson)
c) Luke Walton usually works best for me
5) If your Luke Walton do not hire your sister to be your "stalker" just so you can get some
attention before the season tips off.

But then again, what does Scrappy know?